I finished my end of year coupon sort and I have some extra coupons, so I am having a giveaway. Up for grabs is at least $40 in Canadian coupons. All found on store shelves (in other words, not from Save.ca or flyers).
To make sure you have enough time to use these coupons, the expiry on them are March 1, 2010 or later.
Let’s have some fun!
To enter: Tell me a joke. Leave a comment at the end of this post with your best joke and a way of contacting you should you be the winner. (Hint: some jokes are long, so feel free to look them up online and copy and paste it in the comments to save time).
You can enter once per person. As the coupons are only good in Canada I am opening it only to Canadians. This giveaway will end at 12:00PM MST on Thursday, January 6, 2010.
Please note: if you live in the US and are close to the Canadian border and do a lot of shopping in Canada and can use these coupons, then you are welcome to enter as well. I just don’t want these coupons to go to anyone who can’t use them.
thanks to everyone who entered for these coupons. The giveaway is now closed. I will pick a winner shortly. I had a lot of fun reading everyone's jokes…
How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to come back and adjust it every day.
I like Chiropractors jokes!
What kind of cheese does not belong to you?
NACHO CHEESE!
fissyhit at hotmail dot com
Many Americans felt that pigs would fly before a black president would be elected.
Then Barack Obama became president.
Then the world was hit with swine flu (flew).
Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day.
"You get worse and worse every day!" yelled his boss.
"That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day." said Paddy.
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming
fourth wedding.
"Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still
a virgin?" "My
child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that
cannot be," he replied.
"Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted
to do was talk. The
next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it
tomorrow. The last one was
a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father,
I'm marrying a lawyer,
so I'm sure I'm going to get screwed this time!"
Oh! I found a cute one :)
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"
"I'm a cow."
"Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
;)
ebickell at hotmail dot com
This is my all time favorite joke:
two peanuts were walking in a park. One was a salted hahaha – get it!!!
A man is working at a pharmaceutical store, and he always gets the orders wrong. His boss tells him if he screws up one more time, he is fired.
An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. He can't find any so he gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why he gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup. He points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Look at him he's afraid to cough."
cherdon@sympatico.ca