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New Year Resolutions for 2009

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Ya, you heard me — 2009! I’ve decided to finally make my 2009 resolutions and this is how well that went yesterday.

Yesterday Afternoon

Me: “I have a New Year’s resolution for 2009.”

Papa Bird: “You know we are 361 days into the year right?”

Me: “Ya. My resolution for 2009 is to not swear. I already don’t swear around Baby Bird, but now for 2009 I am not going to swear at all. The way I see it, I only have four more days to nail this. I can’t go wrong. My plan is brilliant!”

Later Last Night (while playing a Wii game with Papa Bird where we were shooting at zombies and I was being attacked and fighting for my life!)

Me: “Oh shit!”

Papa Bird: “What happened to your 2009 resolution?”

Me: “……………. double shit!”

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Gotta love zombie SMASHING!!!!!!!!!!

    The Mighty Haru has spoken….

  2. julesn2boys says:

    you are sooo funny :)

    i would also have that problem, sometimes my 3 year old catches me, tells me it's not nice

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